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Crappy Wine | Crappy Red + get another half price
So what's the story here? Well we had a bunch of wine we didn't know what to do with. Quite frankly, we don't even really remember what type of wine it was.
Luckily for you and us, it doesn't really matter - no bullish!t about where the grapes came from, what you should eat it with, etc. Anyways, you get the picture, let's face it, it's pretty amazing that we even got that done!
6 Crappy Red and 6 Crappy White | 12-pack special
So what's the story here? Well we had a bunch of wine we didn't know what to do with. Quite frankly, we don't even really remember what type of wine it was.
Luckily for you and us, it doesn't really matter - no bullish!t about where the grapes came from, what you should eat it with, etc. Anyways, you get the picture, let's face it, it's pretty amazing that we even got that done!
Crappy MIX | 12-pack Special
(4 Crappy Red, 4 Crappy Rose, 4 Crappy White)
So what's the story here? Well we had a bunch of wine we didn't know what to do with. Quite frankly, we don't even really remember what type of wine it was.
Luckily for you and us, it doesn't really matter - no bullish!t about where the grapes came from, what you should eat it with, etc. Anyways, you get the picture, let's face it, it's pretty amazing that we even got that done!
Crappy Wine | Crappy Rosé
So what's the story here? Well we had a bunch of wine we didn't know what to do with. Quite frankly, we don't even really remember what type of wine it was.
Luckily for you and us, it doesn't really matter - no bullish!t about where the grapes came from, what you should eat it with, etc. Anyways, you get the picture, let's face it, it's pretty amazing that we even got that done!
Winemaker’s Notes
Amazing flavours of a light red wine, but with brighter and crisper tasting notes of red fruits (strawberry, cherry, raspberry) and floral overtones.
Chill and serve, while the label might be crappy the wine is magnificent!
Tasting Notes
SIGHT – Peach, salmon, and pink
NOSE – Red fruit and floral aromas dominate the nose
MOUTH – Wild strawberry rhubarb coats the palate
Crappy Wine | Crappy Rosé | 12-pack special
So what's the story here? Well we had a bunch of wine we didn't know what to do with. Quite frankly, we don't even really remember what type of wine it was.
Luckily for you and us, it doesn't really matter - no bullish!t about where the grapes came from, what you should eat it with, etc. Anyways, you get the picture, let's face it, it's pretty amazing that we even got that done!
Winemaker’s Notes
Amazing flavours of a light red wine, but with brighter and crisper tasting notes of red fruits (strawberry, cherry, raspberry) and floral overtones.
Chill and serve, while the label might be crappy the wine is magnificent!
Tasting Notes
SIGHT – Peach, salmon, and pink
NOSE – Red fruit and floral aromas dominate the nose
MOUTH – Wild strawberry rhubarb coats the palate
Crappy Wine | Crappy Rosé + get another half price
So what's the story here? Well we had a bunch of wine we didn't know what to do with. Quite frankly, we don't even really remember what type of wine it was.
Luckily for you and us, it doesn't really matter - no bullish!t about where the grapes came from, what you should eat it with, etc. Anyways, you get the picture, let's face it, it's pretty amazing that we even got that done!
Winemaker’s Notes
Amazing flavours of a light red wine, but with brighter and crisper tasting notes of red fruits (strawberry, cherry, raspberry) and floral overtones.
Chill and serve, while the label might be crappy the wine is magnificent!
Tasting Notes
SIGHT – Peach, salmon, and pink
NOSE – Red fruit and floral aromas dominate the nose
MOUTH – Wild strawberry rhubarb coats the palate
Crappy Wine Soap
Artisanal soap made from Crappy White, Crappy Red and Crappy Beer!
So, why make soap out of wine or beer? The vitamins and nutrients found in the beer (yeast = vit B, and hops are anti-inflammatory) and wine (antioxidants) help moisturize the skin and the sugars in these liquids enhance the beautiful lather of the soap. The alcohol is boiled out and then frozen before adding lye. That then builds the non-oil base for the soap. Added to this is a blend of oils and butters to create the soap. It is poured into a mold for the first 24 hours to harden and heat. The lye is mainly used up in this timeframe, but any leftover is removed during the curing process. Your soaps sat for 4 weeks. The water evaporated and the bar hardened during this time. They have an amazing lather and each their unique smell that was blended with the beer or wine flavour/smell.
Crappy Wine | Crappy White
So what's the story here? Well we had a bunch of wine we didn't know what to do with. Quite frankly, we don't even really remember what type of wine it was.
Luckily for you and us, it doesn't really matter - no bullish!t about where the grapes came from, what you should eat it with, etc. Anyways, you get the picture, let's face it, it's pretty amazing that we even got that done!
Crappy Wine | Crappy White | 12-pack special
So what's the story here? Well we had a bunch of wine we didn't know what to do with. Quite frankly, we don't even really remember what type of wine it was.
Luckily for you and us, it doesn't really matter - no bullish!t about where the grapes came from, what you should eat it with, etc. Anyways, you get the picture, let's face it, it's pretty amazing that we even got that done!
Crappy Wine | Crappy White + get another half price
So what's the story here? Well we had a bunch of wine we didn't know what to do with. Quite frankly, we don't even really remember what type of wine it was.
Luckily for you and us, it doesn't really matter - no bullish!t about where the grapes came from, what you should eat it with, etc. Anyways, you get the picture, let's face it, it's pretty amazing that we even got that done!
Frisky Beaver Dam Good Red
Cabernet Franc | Merlot
Alcohol: 11.5 %
Brix: 19.5
Sugar: 8.3 g/L
Winemaker’s Notes
Primarily fermented and aged in stainless steel finished in a combination of French and American oak, softening the tannins and polishing the mouthfeel. Approachable and well structured, Dam Good Red is a deeply flavoured red wine. Pairs well with pork, beef, medium-bodied cheeses, and good friends!
The first of it’s kind in Canada, Dam Good Red is as good for the environment as it tastes. With a paper bottle made of 100% recycled paperboard and a six times lower carbon footprint, travel light and enjoy your wine in a brand new way!
Tasting Notes
SIGHT - Vibrant red garnet.
NOSE - Aromas of black cherry, blackberry, and spice on the nose accented by notes of oak with more juicy berries on the finish.
MOUTH - Nice balance between fruit, tannin and acidity
Frisky Beaver Dam Good Red | 12-pack special
Winemaker’s Notes
Primarily fermented and aged in stainless steel finished in a combination of French and American oak, softening the tannins and polishing the mouthfeel. Approachable and well structured, Dam Good Red is a deeply flavoured red wine. Pairs well with pork, beef, medium-bodied cheeses, and good friends!
The first of it’s kind in Canada, Dam Good Red is as good for the environment as it tastes. With a paper bottle made of 100% recycled paperboard and a six times lower carbon footprint, travel light and enjoy your wine in a brand new way!
Tasting Notes
SIGHT - Vibrant red garnet.
NOSE - Aromas of black cherry, blackberry, and spice on the nose accented by notes of oak with more juicy berries on the finish.
MOUTH - Nice balance between fruit, tannin and acidity
Frisky Beaver Dam Good Red
Cabernet Franc | Merlot
Winemaker’s Notes
Primarily fermented and aged in stainless steel finished in a combination of French and American oak, softening the tannins and polishing the mouthfeel. Approachable and well structured, Dam Good Red is a deeply flavoured red wine. Pairs well with pork, beef, medium-bodied cheeses, and good friends!
The first of it’s kind in Canada, Dam Good Red is as good for the environment as it tastes. With a paper bottle made of 100% recycled paperboard and a six times lower carbon footprint, travel light and enjoy your wine in a brand new way!
Tasting Notes
SIGHT - Vibrant red garnet.
NOSE - Aromas of black cherry, blackberry, and spice on the nose accented by notes of oak with more juicy berries on the finish.
MOUTH - Nice balance between fruit, tannin and acidity
Frisky Beaver Dam Good White
Sauv Blanc | Riesling | Chardonnay
Alcohol: 11.5 %
Brix: 19.5
Sugar: 8.3 g/L
Winemaker’s Notes
The majority of the grapes were sourced from vineyards in Niagara and Beamsville. Fermented in stainless steel. Final aging was finished in stainless. Crisp aroma and notes of citrus and orchard fruits.
The first of it’s kind in Canada, Dam Good White is as good for the environment as it tastes. With a paper bottle made of 100% recycled paperboard and a six times lower carbon footprint, travel light and enjoy your wine in a brand new way!
Tasting Notes
SIGHT - Pale straw with pineapple overtones
NOSE - Lifted aromatics jump from the glass, with hints of pineapple, golden delicious apple, and lime zest
MOUTH - A slightly off-dry initiation works well with vivacious acidity, apparent citrus fruit and a pleasant lingering finish
Frisky Beaver Dam Good White | 12-pack special
Winemaker’s Notes
The majority of the grapes were sourced from vineyards in Niagara and Beamsville. Fermented in stainless steel. Final aging was finished in stainless. Crisp aroma and notes of citrus and orchard fruits.
The first of it’s kind in Canada, Dam Good White is as good for the environment as it tastes. With a paper bottle made of 100% recycled paperboard and a six times lower carbon footprint, travel light and enjoy your wine in a brand new way!
Tasting Notes
SIGHT - Pale straw with pineapple overtones
NOSE - Lifted aromatics jump from the glass, with hints of pineapple, golden delicious apple, and lime zest
MOUTH - A slightly off-dry initiation works well with vivacious acidity, apparent citrus fruit and a pleasant lingering finish
Frisky Beaver Dam Good White
Winemaker’s Notes
The majority of the grapes were sourced from vineyards in Niagara and Beamsville. Fermented in stainless steel. Final aging was finished in stainless. Crisp aroma and notes of citrus and orchard fruits.
The first of it’s kind in Canada, Dam Good White is as good for the environment as it tastes. With a paper bottle made of 100% recycled paperboard and a six times lower carbon footprint, travel light and enjoy your wine in a brand new way!
Tasting Notes
SIGHT - Pale straw with pineapple overtones
NOSE - Lifted aromatics jump from the glass, with hints of pineapple, golden delicious apple, and lime zest
MOUTH - A slightly off-dry initiation works well with vivacious acidity, apparent citrus fruit and a pleasant lingering finish
Frisky Beaver Frigid Beaver
Winemaker’s Notes
Tropical citrus and orchard fruit - peach and lychee to be exact. This viscous wine has a long lasting fruity finish without being too sweet. An amazing flavour explosion for any time, any occasion, matching with an astonishing variety of foods.
Tasting Notes
Frisky Beaver Frigid Beaver + get another half price
Winemaker’s Notes
Tropical citrus and orchard fruit - peach and lychee to be exact. This viscous wine has a long lasting fruity finish without being too sweet. An amazing flavour explosion for any time, any occasion, matching with an astonishing variety of foods.
Tasting Notes
Frisky Beaver Frisky Red
Baco | Marquette
Alcohol: 12.5 %
Sugar: 7 g/L
Winemaker’s Notes
Primarily aged in stainless with a portion aged in a combination of French and American oak, which softens the tannins and polishes the mouthfeel. An approachable and well structured deeply flavoured red wine. Pairs well with pork, beef, medium-bodied cheeses, and good friends!
Tasting Notes
SIGHT - Vibrant red garnet.
NOSE - Aromas of black cherry, blackberry, and spice on the nose accented by notes of oak with more juicy berries on the finish.
MOUTH - Nice balance between fruit, tannin and acidity
Awards
GOLD - All Canadian Wine Awards
BRONZE - Royal Wine Competition
Frisky Beaver Frisky Red | 12-pack special
Winemaker’s Notes
Primarily aged in stainless with a portion aged in a combination of French and American oak, which softens the tannins and polishes the mouthfeel. An approachable and well structured deeply flavoured red wine. Pairs well with pork, beef, medium-bodied cheeses, and good friends!
Tasting Notes
SIGHT - Vibrant red garnet.
NOSE - Aromas of black cherry, blackberry, and spice on the nose accented by notes of oak with more juicy berries on the finish.
MOUTH - Nice balance between fruit, tannin and acidity
Awards
GOLD - All Canadian Wine Awards
BRONZE - Royal Wine Competition
Frisky Beaver Frisky Red + get another half price
Winemaker’s Notes
Primarily aged in stainless with a portion aged in a combination of French and American oak, which softens the tannins and polishes the mouthfeel. An approachable and well structured deeply flavoured red wine. Pairs well with pork, beef, medium-bodied cheeses, and good friends!
Tasting Notes
SIGHT - Vibrant red garnet.
NOSE - Aromas of black cherry, blackberry, and spice on the nose accented by notes of oak with more juicy berries on the finish.
MOUTH - Nice balance between fruit, tannin and acidity
Awards
GOLD - All Canadian Wine Awards
BRONZE - Royal Wine Competition
Frisky Red and White | 12-pack special
Frisky Red | Winemaker’s Notes
Primarily aged in stainless with a portion aged in a combination of French and American oak, which softens the tannins and polishes the mouthfeel. An approachable and well structured deeply flavoured red wine. Pairs well with pork, beef, medium-bodied cheeses, and good friends!
Frisky White | Winemaker’s Notes
The majority of the grapes were sourced from vineyards in Niagara, some from the vineyards we manage in Norfolk. Fermented in stainless steel. Final aging was finished in stainless.
Frisky Red | Tasting Notes
SIGHT - Vibrant red garnet.
NOSE - Aromas of black cherry, blackberry, and spice on the nose accented by notes of oak with more juicy berries on the finish.
MOUTH - Nice balance between fruit, tannin and acidity
Frisky White | Tasting Notes
SIGHT - Pale straw with pineapple overtones
NOSE - Lifted aromatics jump from the glass, with hints of pear, golden delicious apple, and citrus zest
MOUTH - A slightly off-dry initiation works well with vivacious acidity, apparent citrus fruit and a pleasant lingering finish
Frisky Beaver Frisky White
Winemaker’s Notes
The majority of the grapes were sourced from vineyards in Niagara, some from the vineyards we manage in Norfolk. Fermented in stainless steel. Final aging was finished in stainless.
Tasting Notes
SIGHT - Pale straw with pineapple overtones
NOSE - Lifted aromatics jump from the glass, with hints of pear, golden delicious apple, and citrus zest
MOUTH - A slightly off-dry initiation works well with vivacious acidity, apparent citrus fruit and a pleasant lingering finish
Frisky Beaver Frisky White | 12-pack special
Winemaker’s Notes
The majority of the grapes were sourced from vineyards in Niagara, some from the vineyards we manage in Norfolk. Fermented in stainless steel. Final aging was finished in stainless.
Tasting Notes
SIGHT - Pale straw with pineapple overtones
NOSE - Lifted aromatics jump from the glass, with hints of pear, golden delicious apple, and citrus zest
MOUTH - A slightly off-dry initiation works well with vivacious acidity, apparent citrus fruit and a pleasant lingering finish
Frisky Beaver Frisky White + get another half price
Winemaker’s Notes
The majority of the grapes were sourced from vineyards in Niagara, some from the vineyards we manage in Norfolk. Fermented in stainless steel. Final aging was finished in stainless.
Tasting Notes
SIGHT - Pale straw with pineapple overtones
NOSE - Lifted aromatics jump from the glass, with hints of pear, golden delicious apple, and citrus zest
MOUTH - A slightly off-dry initiation works well with vivacious acidity, apparent citrus fruit and a pleasant lingering finish
Gift Box [2 bottle] $4.95+tx
(note doesn't include the wine bottles!)
Frisky Beaver Gorgeous Gamay
Gamay Noir
Alcohol: 12 %
Sugar: 7 g/L
Winemaker’s Notes
Light and aged in 100% stainless allowing the fruit to shine through. Off-dry, light bodied with gentle tannins. Beautifully showcases the characteristics of the Gamay Noir grape, making a wine enjoyable for all occasions.
Tasting Notes
SIGHT – Light nearing pink
NOSE - Vivid aromas of strawberry, you an also detect a hint of sour cherry and pomegranate
MOUTH - The absence of oak creates a fruit forward juicy palate of raspberry and rhubarb
Frisky Beaver Gorgeous Gamay + get another half price
Winemaker’s Notes
Light and aged in 100% stainless allowing the fruit to shine through. Off-dry, light bodied with gentle tannins. Beautifully showcases the characteristics of the Gamay Noir grape, making a wine enjoyable for all occasions.
Tasting Notes
SIGHT – Light nearing pink
NOSE - Vivid aromas of strawberry, you an also detect a hint of sour cherry and pomegranate
MOUTH - The absence of oak creates a fruit forward juicy palate of raspberry and rhubarb
Frisky Beaver I.C.Beaver + get another half price
Winemaker’s Notes
Tropical citrus and orchard fruit - peach and lychee to be exact. This viscous wine has a long lasting fruity finish without being too sweet. An amazing flavour explosion for any time, any occasion, matching with an astonishing variety of foods.
Tasting Notes
Frisky Beaver I.C.Beaver
Winemaker’s Notes
Tropical citrus and orchard fruit - peach and lychee to be exact. This viscous wine has a long lasting fruity finish without being too sweet. An amazing flavour explosion for any time, any occasion, matching with an astonishing variety of foods.
Tasting Notes
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