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9 products
Crappy Wine | Crappy Rosé
So what's the story here? Well we had a bunch of wine we didn't know what to do with. Quite frankly, we don't even really remember what type of wine it was.
Luckily for you and us, it doesn't really matter - no bullish!t about where the grapes came from, what you should eat it with, etc. Anyways, you get the picture, let's face it, it's pretty amazing that we even got that done!
Winemaker’s Notes
Amazing flavours of a light red wine, but with brighter and crisper tasting notes of red fruits (strawberry, cherry, raspberry) and floral overtones.
Chill and serve, while the label might be crappy the wine is magnificent!
Tasting Notes
SIGHT – Peach, salmon, and pink
NOSE – Red fruit and floral aromas dominate the nose
MOUTH – Wild strawberry rhubarb coats the palate
Crappy Wine | Crappy White
So what's the story here? Well we had a bunch of wine we didn't know what to do with. Quite frankly, we don't even really remember what type of wine it was.
Luckily for you and us, it doesn't really matter - no bullish!t about where the grapes came from, what you should eat it with, etc. Anyways, you get the picture, let's face it, it's pretty amazing that we even got that done!
Crappy Wine | Crappy Red
So what's the story here? Well we had a bunch of wine we didn't know what to do with. Quite frankly, we don't even really remember what type of wine it was.
Luckily for you and us, it doesn't really matter - no bullish!t about where the grapes came from, what you should eat it with, etc. Anyways, you get the picture, let's face it, it's pretty amazing that we even got that done!
Crappy Beer Lager
It's a Lager, Just Drink It.
473mL Tall Can.
Crappy Candy + Single can $3.45+tx
Crappy Candy + 6-pack $17.95+tx
Winter Availability: this product is unavailable for shipping when the temperature forecast for your address is below 5 degrees Celsius. You can still purchase for in-store pick up. We appreciate your understanding.
Crappy Beer Light
Not as heavy. Just as Crappy.
473mL Tall Can.
Crappy Candy + Single can $3.45+tx
Crappy Candy + 6-pack $17.95+tx
Winter Availability: this product is unavailable for shipping when the temperature forecast for your shipping area is below 5 degrees Celsius. You can still purchase for in-store pick up. We appreciate your understanding.
Crappy Beer Light
Not as heavy. Just as Crappy.
Crappy Candy+ 24-pack
Winter Availability: this product is unavailable for shipping when the temperature forecast for your shipping area is below 5 degrees Celsius. You can still purchase for in-store pick up. We appreciate your understanding.
Crappy Beer Lager
It's a Lager, Just Drink It.
Crappy Candy + 24-pack
Winter Availability: this product is unavailable for shipping when the temperature forecast for your shipping area is below 5 degrees Celsius. You can still purchase for in-store pick up. We appreciate your understanding.
Crappy Beer Light
Not as heavy. Just as Crappy.
Crappy Candy + Single can $3.95/ea
Crappy Candy + 6-pack $19.95/ea
Winter Availability: this product is unavailable for shipping when the temperature forecast for your shipping area is below 5 degrees Celsius. You can still purchase for in-store pick up. We appreciate your understanding.
Crappy Beer Lager
It's a Lager, Just Drink It.
Crappy Candy + Single can $3.95/ea
Crappy Candy + 6-pack $19.95/ea
Winter Availability: this product is unavailable for shipping when the temperature forecast for your shipping area is below 5 degrees Celsius. You can still purchase for in-store pick up. We appreciate your understanding.